Upon examining Erap's brain, 2 sides were found, left n right. In the left side there was nothing right, n in the right side there was nothing left!





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GMA: alam mo, d nman ako kasing landi tulad ng akala nila. der was a tym nga i had no sex for 14 consecutive yrs.
reporter: really?
GMA: Really! ..den I turned 15.





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sa isang museum may mga display ng artifacts...

host: this is einstein's brain... it costs $500 dollars

guest: wow!

host: and this is newton's brain... it costs $800 dollars

guest: wow! ang mahal...

host: and this is erap's brain... it costs $2 million dollars1

guest: bakit po ang mahal?

host: kse slightly used!





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A couple placed an ad, "Have 4 sons, need
advice on how to get a daughter."
Responsed:
Yank: Keep trying!
Briton: Change doctor!
Aussie: Follow a special diet.
Indian: Practice Yoga!
Pinoy: let me try!





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Man #1: Away kami ni misis, nag-Historical siya

Man #2: Pare baka ang ibig mo sabihin ay nag-Hysterical

Man #1: Hindi, historical kasi inungkat lahat ng kasalanan ko!