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Why did johnny shoot his wife when he bought a house?

Because the contract reads: 'Execute all 3 copies together with your wife...





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Holduper: Pili ka, wallet mo o pasabugin ko utak mo?

Biktima: Ikaw na bahala.. basta pareho po yan walang laman!





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reporter: Sir, kung wala po kayong evidence, witness or suspect ano na po ang next step ninyo??

Police: dna na...

reporter: Sir, ano po yung dna?

Police: "D-i N-amin A-lam "...





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the vowels according to women!!!

aahhh – napasukan

eehhh – naliitan

iihhh – nalakihan

oohhh – nasarapan

uuhhh - nilabasan






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Economics Teacher: Give an example of a complete business failure due to negligence.

Student: A pregnant prostitute.